About Us

We’re a small, family-owned business run by people who get it. We get what it’s like to just not feel okay, to have those off days where you're like, “Ew, people,” or to be so introverted that the thought of a social event is an Olympic-level sport. We really get it.

Our sarcasm and dark humor are what get us through the day, and we hope to help everyone else who feels the same way. The main owner struggles daily with mental health, specifically schizophrenia and bipolar depression. It’s an uphill battle, but we push through and try our best to keep going and help others.

We created Certified Mess to let you know you’re not alone. Our apparel is for those who get it, because sometimes the best way to deal with the chaos is to wear it on your sleeve.

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Browse through our diverse collection and discover the perfect conversation starter for any occasion. Our apparel and accessories are crafted with care, ensuring both comfort and quality. Embrace the Certified Mess Apparel experience and let your wardrobe reflect your unapologetic, witty charm.

We are constantly adding new designs and products to keep your look fresh and exciting. Stay tuned for our latest releases and limited editions, because at Certified Mess Apparel, there's always something new to express yourself with.

Got a question or need assistance? We're here to help! Reach out to our friendly team and we'll ensure that your Certified Mess Apparel experience is nothing short of amazing.